20 Funny Oxymorons

Today I was thinking about how funny oxymorons are and decided to share some of my favorites!  If you have any good ones feel free to share.

1).  Jumbo shrimpoxymoron

2).  Freezer burn

3).  Great Depression

4).  Boneless ribs

5).  Peace riot

6).  Sweet tart

7).  Love sick

8).  Cold sweat

9).  Freezer burn

10).  Living deadoxymoron-example1

11).  Old news

12).  Original copies

13).  Even odds

14).  Friendly argument

15).  Same difference

16).  Found missing

17).  Good grief

18).  High ground

19).  Icy hot

20).  Virtual reality

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